My jaw keeps on hurting and not opening properly and it has no reason to be doing this but it is and oh

you know those guys who will talk to you when they want to find out when they can fuck you or whether they can

but then don’t talk to you at any other point in time

yeah

fuck that

had enough of that aha

remember that time when i took that guys first kiss 

ha

i’m an awful person

I really like olives but we rarely get them because my dad doesn’t like them and he normally does the shopping.

Plus I don’t really think of them.

But I found some in the fridge today and eaten like half the pot.

They’re so good man.

Need some more olives.

looking forward to later with sopppppphiiiiiaaaaa

we’re gonna have sex

such a dick