this will never be the same.
kerry
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A BOY CAME BACK TO MINE AND DIDN’T TRY ANYTHING AND WE DIDN’T HAVE SEX I’M SO HAPPY

I bought handcuffs.
It’s happening.
I’m becoming kinky.
I’m not sure I’m ok with this.
I like being a vanilla girl.
Dammit.
On the plus side I get to do the plan that I’ve been planning for ages and haven’t had anyone to do it with yes I am far too excited for this.

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: officialwintersoldier)

So apparently I’m getting laid this weekend.
Success.

aggressivemepassiveyou:

home alone so im going to get drunk ad continue crying

This is my friend Laura
I haven’t seen Laura in a long time
Laura needs to come and party on down in Nottingham with me
Thank you Laura

#writing
aggressivemepassiveyou:

home alone so im going to get drunk ad continue crying

This is my friend Laura I haven’t seen Laura in a long timeLaura needs to come and party on down in Nottingham with meThank you Laura

bagofb0nes:

And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

This is the bit that kills me.

I was thinking about this bit earlier. That’s weird.
I love Forrest :(

(Source: supermans)

What if you were brought up as a homophobe kinda thing like if “Gay is wrong” was drilled into your head forever but then you were a homo?
Then what?
What happens then?
Do you push aside your gay feelings (if that’s possible) or do you become non homophobic (if there’s a word for that)?
This is my question of the day.

stegosarah:

anepictimelord:

stegosarah:

If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that a whole TEAM of people designed this cash machine to be 15 inches off the ground and no one along the way thought ‘maybe this has a design flaw’

"Cash machine"

Yes. Here in the UK people call them cash machines, I know that’s an odd concept to get your head around but I think together we can do it

This is in fucking Nottingham hahahaha

By the time I can have sex again it’ll have been 28 days omfg.
And that’s even if I get laid on Friday which probably won’t happen wow wow wow gonna die.

yung-medusa:

// ソフトゲットー soft ghetto //

wtf is soft ghetto???

(Source: lilkimuk)

#I thought soft grunge was bad#writing
yung-medusa:

// ソフトゲットー soft ghetto //

wtf is soft ghetto???