A BOY CAME BACK TO MINE AND DIDN’T TRY ANYTHING AND WE DIDN’T HAVE SEX I’M SO HAPPY
I bought handcuffs.
I’m becoming kinky.
I’m not sure I’m ok with this.
I like being a vanilla girl.
On the plus side I get to do the plan that I’ve been planning for ages and haven’t had anyone to do it with yes I am far too excited for this.
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
So apparently I’m getting laid this weekend.
And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.
This is the bit that kills me.
I was thinking about this bit earlier. That’s weird.
I love Forrest :(
What if you were brought up as a homophobe kinda thing like if “Gay is wrong” was drilled into your head forever but then you were a homo?
What happens then?
Do you push aside your gay feelings (if that’s possible) or do you become non homophobic (if there’s a word for that)?
This is my question of the day.
If you ever feel like you’ve fucked up just remember that a whole TEAM of people designed this cash machine to be 15 inches off the ground and no one along the way thought ‘maybe this has a design flaw’
Yes. Here in the UK people call them cash machines, I know that’s an odd concept to get your head around but I think together we can do it
This is in fucking Nottingham hahahaha
By the time I can have sex again it’ll have been 28 days omfg.
And that’s even if I get laid on Friday which probably won’t happen wow wow wow gonna die.