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I’m in the mood to lay on my floor and listen to loud music but I have to do a goddamn presentation. 

Now my friends are angry with me because I haven’t seen Shaun of the Dead.

Or Spice World.

I’m on Amy’s last straw.


Today my phone autocorrected ‘pokemon’ to ‘pokenob’.

I thought that was quite brilliant.

Bed bud.

Bed bud.


Look at what I bought today FOR £3!!!!!



Look at what I bought today FOR £3!!!!!




me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

white boy: and then what? ;)

So I met this guy last night and he was like the cutest thing ever. Like neither of us remember how we met but he kept saying I was beautiful and the prettiest girl there which I was like haaaaa no but he was cute and attractive and had nice arms mmmm arms.

  • me: im trying to save money
  • los campesinos: theres new shirts in store
  • me: wait no

I find it so weird that he’s Dwight K. Schrute.

(Source: elledrivers)

You know what’s annoying?
It’s really annoying how in some places like topshop and ark they don’t seem to have sizes above 14. And if they do it’s very rare to find. It’s also pretty difficult to find size 14’s in things that aren’t fucking crop tops.
Do you what’s also really annoying?
The majority of things in ark are fucking crop tops or playsuits and it’s like yo stop. Not all of us can wear crop tops. I literally couldn’t find anything in my size that wasn’t a crop top today. I CANNOT GET AWAY WITH CROP TOPS FUCK YOU.
And that is really bloody annoying.