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I’m getting my conch pierced next week and I’m scared.

Idk man but I would let Noel Fielding do unspeakable things to me.

I’m confused. So very confused. Oh well.
I wish I had someone to fancy.

So I’m being drug texted by an angry beardy man hahaha.
He’s angry at all the chavs wanting to touch his beard because he’s a beardy man.

prozaccanthelp:

⚥ mature audience only ☮

This is so satisfying to watch

(Source: itcuddles)

#writing
prozaccanthelp:

⚥ mature audience only ☮

This is so satisfying to watch

My friends seem to be posting selfies today so MY TURN MY TURN.
Uni.
What how did autocorrect just change ‘Hi’ to ‘Uni’.
FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT.
Hi.

#writing#me#I'm really going off this photo#looking hella yellow#oh well
My friends seem to be posting selfies today so MY TURN MY TURN.
Uni.
What how did autocorrect just change ‘Hi’ to ‘Uni’.
FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT.
Hi.

foodffs:

SRIRACHA BACON WRAPPED ONION RINGS

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Whaaaaaaat

nationofcheckout-girls:

Felt cute, have a shameless selfie

This is Kim, Kim is my friend.
Look how pretty Kim is.

#writing
nationofcheckout-girls:

Felt cute, have a shameless selfie

This is Kim, Kim is my friend.Look how pretty Kim is.

So I just watched it and I’m not entirely sure what to think.
That’s a lot of butt. I want that much butt.
Can I have a black girl’s butt now please?

am i the only person who hasn’t seen this anaconda video or even heard the song???