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WHY IS THIS SO MUCH HARD WORK?

Question,

showmeyourdirtyface:

butwhatdidy0uexpect:

Is it Macklemore where you say the ‘le’ bit ‘el’ and as all one word kinda thing or is it Macklemore where you say Mack-le-more? 

Just pronounce it ‘sexy’

Ahh good shout :P 

twatbasket:

scorpionsphynx:

butwhatdidy0uexpect:

twatbasket:

British guys are just so polite and respectful.

American guys are idiots tool bags.

British guys dress nice and clean up well too.

American guys say it’s “gay” to dress really nicely.

So they dress like scums with their pants below their ass.

just saying.

Haha, oh why do British guys have such a good reputation in other countries? 

Only the odd British boy is like that.

Haha

That generalization makes you a tool by default.

I’m not understanding.

Me neither, not allllllllllllll British boys are like that. Just gotta meet the right people cos you know, a lot of British boys dress with their trousers below their arse aha. And quite a lot of boys I know are complete knobheads aha 

Question,

Is it Macklemore where you say the ‘le’ bit ‘el’ and as all one word kinda thing or is it Macklemore where you say Mack-le-more? 

So I’ve been doing this workout like every day and it’s on a trampette and I make a fool of myself in front of the tv in my kitchen once an evening or morning for twenty minutes.

However, it’s working. 

Cellulite has practically gone, my legs have got thinner and I just feel a lot better.

I’ve only done it like 5 times aha. But then I have been juicing at the same time…

Anyway,

MY ARSE HAS DECREASED IN VOLUME

It fits in my bummy shorts better which is a good thing because my arse isn’t on show to everyone but liiiiiiiike my arse is the only good thing about me.

I have no boobs and so my arse makes me like, curvy-ish Idk. 

:’(

Sad times.

But it’s ok cos I still have arse crease aaaannnddd it’s still rather large. 

Idk

I like feeling slimmer even though it’s not really noticeable but yeah.

Feels good. 

ma new clutch should be here tomorrowwwwww

I hate it when people say ‘I think it’s disgusting when girls smoke/drink/get drunk/smoke weed/have sex/live’

LIKE FUCK OFF SO IT’S OK FOR A BOY TO DO THOSE THINGS

IT’S NOT DISGUSTING FOR A BOY TO GET SO DRUNK OFF OF HIS FACE THAT HE IS SICK

NO?

WHY IS IT OK FOR HIM TO GET DRUNK BUT NOT HER FUCK OFF

 suicidewaits said: seeds?

yeah :D

seeds

pumpkin, sunflower and sesame

dey is well gd 4 u

oh what a coinkidink, i’m listening to these right now

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#writing
oh what a coinkidink, i’m listening to these right now

If any of you care,

I got my seeds.